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Monday, December 26th 2011, 12:29am

Knights of the Round Table...

Knights of the Round Table

This is a new order for players that enjoy the game but don't take it too seriously...

Our three guiding principles are:

* Democracy ("That's no basis for a system of government")

* Equality ("What I object to is you automatically treating me as inferior")

* Adventure ("On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place")

For full guidance on constitutional matters please see: atch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

This is not an order for very serious players or people who don't know or get Monty Python!


Monday, December 26th 2011, 6:09am

Wow... I almost want to come back to the game just to join your order :)

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.


And with all apologies to Sparky; here's the better way to post hyperlinks:
Dennis for President 2012!

Bigger Phil



Tuesday, December 27th 2011, 12:34am


No one expects the...........



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Tuesday, December 27th 2011, 12:46am

Milk way?
Campaigner for Zombie Rights

Not a Professional cow... just consistently lazy


Tuesday, December 27th 2011, 2:53am

I can't believe no one got that.

Bunch of Philistines...

We ought to put you all in the comfy chair.

Bigger Phil



Tuesday, December 27th 2011, 5:21am

Not the comfy chair! I confess! I confess!

It that a European Comfy Chair or an African Comfy chair?