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Demon Stabber

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 9:43am

Plunder Text Contest (week 4) - 23.08.2010 - 29.08.2010

Please post your plunder text entries here in this thread. This week we are looking for texts for a maximum plunder.

The rules:

- Write only
your plunder text, and nothing else. All posts which are not merely
plunder texts will be deleted. Discussion, celebration, and virtual
applause should be taken to the discussions thread.
- The usual forum and game rules apply to the contest entries as well - nothing insulting of offending is permitted.
- You may submit as many different plunder texts for consideration as your creativity can manage.
- The thread will be closed on Sunday at 23:59 server time. All entries must be posted before that time.


Have Fun!!!
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Mutania

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 11:14am

You fall down a gold mine. Although slightly stuck, you are suddenly very rich!
She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

Cougar26

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 1:51pm

Whilst riding through the woods you are stopped by a band of what looks like merry men. The leader introduces himself as "Robin of Loxely". He does not let you pass. So you punch him in the face and continue riding.
The Island

"Do not trust anyone, if there's one thing I can tell you about people, is that they will do anything to survive."

"Look I know you're new to this whole human experience, but there is one universal truth...and that is NEVER give a woman your credit card."

Such a great movie.

World 7: Cougar26

Cougar26

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 1:52pm

Whilst trying to find your way home you stumble across the rare Cougar26 who can only be found in certain places. You use your portable sketch artist to sketch the illsuive being. The next day you sell the picture at the market for a handsome profit.
The Island

"Do not trust anyone, if there's one thing I can tell you about people, is that they will do anything to survive."

"Look I know you're new to this whole human experience, but there is one universal truth...and that is NEVER give a woman your credit card."

Such a great movie.

World 7: Cougar26

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 1:53pm

After being kicked out of the council meeting board you decide to actually plunder instead of inserting random funny thoughts into a competition.
The Island

"Do not trust anyone, if there's one thing I can tell you about people, is that they will do anything to survive."

"Look I know you're new to this whole human experience, but there is one universal truth...and that is NEVER give a woman your credit card."

Such a great movie.

World 7: Cougar26

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 9:57pm

Contest

While awaiting the beginning of the Tournament, you are lured into dark corner by a beautiful girl where robbers wait to take your betting gold. To their surprise, your fighting skills are way beyond theirs, and besting them, you take their nights' ill gotten gains!



1308 gold/10 XP

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Monday, August 23rd 2010, 11:01pm

You see a BMW convertible being criven by a man with a dodgy ponytail, a shiney suit and listening to "Kraftwerk" on his "BlauPunkt" car Stereo. You realise he is the man behind GAS and Hi jack his car with him in it!after stealing all of his posessions you go to the Tavern to tell of your great day!




1,000,000 gold and 10XP
The biggest thing, lacking in the world today, is "Common sense"! (and the ability to think before acting!) ;) :thumbsup:
W1 Tixx-Free
W3 Hugh de Payens
W4 noobot/-POW-
W5Angel of Doom
W6 -POW- Given Away
W7 -POW-
W8 TixxFree
W9 FuniqHunt/Al_Salil
W10 -POW- Al_Salil sold
W11 -POW- deleted/Druss sold

The Missing Rum

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Tuesday, August 24th 2010, 2:20am

You find yourself in Berlin standing outside of GAS. In revenge for them taking your money every month, you decide to raid them and steal their gold for once.

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Tuesday, August 24th 2010, 10:59am

You attack HWT offices in frustration after not being allowed to edit typo's in your forum posts! 1k+g and 10XP ;)
The biggest thing, lacking in the world today, is "Common sense"! (and the ability to think before acting!) ;) :thumbsup:
W1 Tixx-Free
W3 Hugh de Payens
W4 noobot/-POW-
W5Angel of Doom
W6 -POW- Given Away
W7 -POW-
W8 TixxFree
W9 FuniqHunt/Al_Salil
W10 -POW- Al_Salil sold
W11 -POW- deleted/Druss sold

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Tuesday, August 24th 2010, 11:46am

You stumble across a strangely familiar young maiden fending off what is obviously a mugger. After despatching the vagabond, you help the maiden to her feet before helping yourself to her purse. Shaking your head, you smile while pondering how no one can be trusted in these archaic times.

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Wednesday, August 25th 2010, 7:08pm

Now thats more like it !
1200 gold
10 xp

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Thursday, August 26th 2010, 3:20pm

You have saved the king from certain death at the hands of his enemies. Your name will live on forever in songs and poems sure to be written about this glorious day.
W1 muck4doo

W2 Dinosaur

W3 Pagan Uprising

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Friday, August 27th 2010, 12:28am

While on the road to Rome you encounter a blasphemous individual claiming the earth to be round. You decide to forcibly take this man with you and hand him over to the church. The church thanks you and rewards you amply for bringing them this obvious heretic.
W1 muck4doo

W2 Dinosaur

W3 Pagan Uprising

Gendell

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Friday, August 27th 2010, 3:44pm

While on the road to Rome you encounter a blasphemous individual claiming the earth to be round. You decide to forcibly take this man with you and hand him over to the church. The church thanks you and rewards you amply for bringing them this obvious heretic.





Lol I like this one!!!
I'm not insane!!! I am voluntarily indifferent to conventional rationality. :thumbup:


Someone once asked me if I suffer from insanity...I said "No, I enjoy every minute of it!"

Gendell W2 Level 122
The Haunted W4 Level 117
Maximus Decimus Meridius W3 level 105
Gendell2 W5 level 105
Forge W6 Level 101

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Friday, August 27th 2010, 8:48pm

You finally win an argument with the MODS and make them see the Error of their ways! The WHOLE SB comunity digs deep and gives you 1234g and 11 XP ;)
The biggest thing, lacking in the world today, is "Common sense"! (and the ability to think before acting!) ;) :thumbsup:
W1 Tixx-Free
W3 Hugh de Payens
W4 noobot/-POW-
W5Angel of Doom
W6 -POW- Given Away
W7 -POW-
W8 TixxFree
W9 FuniqHunt/Al_Salil
W10 -POW- Al_Salil sold
W11 -POW- deleted/Druss sold

iceman3268

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 8:56am

even in this hard recession you find it easy pinching people's wallets :(
"The sinews of war is infinate money" follow this link for unbeatable advice and support http://www.holy-war.net/?ref=11348-11ENHW :thumbsup:

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 8:58am

how did this happen!!!!!! you move to science and inperganate a man Oo you will be rich for life :D
"The sinews of war is infinate money" follow this link for unbeatable advice and support http://www.holy-war.net/?ref=11348-11ENHW :thumbsup:

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 9:01am

your in a pickle!!!! you put all your cash on the middle cup :thumbsup: wahay, you won for once 8o
"The sinews of war is infinate money" follow this link for unbeatable advice and support http://www.holy-war.net/?ref=11348-11ENHW :thumbsup:

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 9:55pm

Pachii's first attempt

The Romans have planned a highway to the holy land through your donkey pasture. You sell for a fortune!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 9:59pm

Pachii's second attempt

You enter the twelve apostles golf tournament. Despite your clumsiness in battle, you are a scratch golfer and easily win the match for a lot of gold.

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 10:56pm

Patchii's third attempt

You meet an old man from the East. You are kind to him and in exchange for your kindness, he gives you the formula for gunpowder.

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:07pm

Pachii's next entry

You find work as a sapper. While digging under an enemy fortification you find a cache of gold. Later that night you plunder the enemies gold for a fortune!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:15pm

Pachii's fifth entry

You get caught flirting with the farmer's daughter. In a desperate attempt to hide you climb down a dry well. Meanwhile, a raid happens on the town and all the people drop their valuables down the well. Riches rain down!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:22pm

Pachii's sixth entry

God asks you to be a judge for a tech contest between the devil and Jesus. They do spreadsheets, word documents, pictures and database exercises until suddenly the power goes out. The devil is mad, but Jesus is calm because Jesus Saves. Max gold!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:25pm

Pachii's seventh entry

You find a way to go undefeated for your first month in Holy War. You have over a thousand wins and the best V/D in your world. You write of your exploits in a forum contest and win maximum gold!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:40pm

Pachii's eigth entry

You find a burning, talking bush in the desert! You dig it up and sell it for maximum gold!

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:46pm

Pachii's ninth entry

You are tired of your helmet visor falling down over your eyes. A little resin and some lodestone and your visor magnetically latches in the up position. The innovation becomes the fashion rage among knights and you plunder their expendable gold.

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:53pm

Pachii's tenth entry

You invent the bar room brawl function in the next HW upgrade. The bar room brawl becomes the most popular multiplayer random event in the game. GAS rewards you for your innovation with a max gold plunder for the life of your account.

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:54pm

Pachii's eleventh entry

You are the lone survivor of a bar room brawl in the tavern. You simply plunder the bodies on your way out the door for maximum gold.

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Sunday, August 29th 2010, 11:58pm

entry

You start your plunder just in time before reset...max gold!