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CoCooMa

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 9:10pm

You do the foolish mistake of trying to listen to Tibs and spend all night trying to decypher his poor english skills
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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 10:37pm

You sneak into the farmer's house and try to steal his golden brick, but you step onto the creaky floorboard and wake up his wife. She bashes you on the head repeatedly with her broomstick and you run away, forgetting your bag of stolen goodies by the window.0XP and 0g:P

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Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 10:38pm

You see Falcotron and throw your money at him in hopes of him sparing your life.0xp and 0g

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44

Tuesday, August 3rd 2010, 10:39pm

You place a bet on an Arabian Thoroughbred and win only to discover that you lost your claim ticket!

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45

Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 4:18am

A distant uncle dies and leaves his old sword to you. Unfortunately, it is rusted, dinged and can no longer hold a sharp edge. Fortunately, a dealer in antiquities offers to buy it from you for a handsome sum.

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 4:38am

You start putting on your armour and realize that it took quite a beating in the last Holy Battle. You spend the day at the blacksmith shop getting your armor repaired.

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:52am

You wake up drunk under a table in the tavern. You see the farmers wife bending over in front of you clearing a table and decide to take revenge. You club her over the head and steal the takings to make up for the vast amount of 0/0 plunders she is responsible for. 1000+g 10XP and 7 days prem! ;) lol
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Mutania

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 12:35pm

After successfully robbing a vilage, you are returning home and see a robbery taking place. Like any good knight, you ride in and prevent the robbery. On returning to the rode, you find that your plunder has been stolen.

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She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 12:37pm

After successfully robbing a vilage, you are returning home and see a robbery taking place. Like any good knight, you ride in and prevent the robbery. On returning to the rode, you find that your plunder has been stolen.

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Ill try that again in slightly better English without the typo :p

After successfully plundering a village of all its wealth, you are returning home when you spot a robbery taking place. Leaving all of your possessions, you ride in and stop the disgraceful act. On returning to the road, you discover that all of your plunder has been stolen.

0g
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She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 12:41pm

Apon your travels, you see a travelling circus. With all eagerness, you volunteer for the freak show. The crowd love you and give handsome donations.

600+g
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5 Rotten tomatoes
A cabbage
She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 12:45pm

After celebrating your recent success gambling, you go out to the pub to celebrate. Sadly, you got very drunk and forgot what you did with your winnings.

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She likes us Christians really!!

From -Typo-Fairy- - The members of GAME thank you all, and Mut.. to you a very special thank you.. a little Red Pebble.. to remind you that xtians can be cool

Typo Fairy really loves me!! - Ive a very special gift to award..to Mutania, because again.. he has shown me that some xtians are cool.. *bestowed to Mut - a blow up raft shaped like crocodile head- floats on the water and looks just like the real thing! The words " THE GAME" blazed on the head*

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 5:49pm

whiel plundrin da Bukinham palas as usual, ye forget ta threten da Queen. as result she calls er gards nd ye loos all yer Gold. But ye do get ta taest dungeon food.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 6:13pm

aftr succesfulee plunderin yer own slaves, ye go ta a neerby Loch fer aa drink. da nymph oo lyv en da Loch taeks all yer Gold n leevs. u smiel ta yerself dat aa divyn bein cann also be as lowly as u.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 6:18pm

ye desyds ta plundr aa hevilee garded town, bt en yer greed ye ferget ta put on nee armor or caree nee wepon. u noe da rest..
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 6:23pm

u try ta plundr aa town ownd by Falcotron.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 6:32pm

u plundr enuf ta feed yer entyr famlee fer 3 genratons. bt en aa fit o devoshun, ye gyv it all ta da King.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:09pm

You read many texts for no plunder, when they should be about small plunders. You report this to Demon Stabber, who rewards you with a decent amount of gold.




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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:36pm

u awaet Sir Demon ta gyv da reward, bu ye noe dat is aa nevr endin waet.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:36pm

u spot aa fyoo coin en da road. u pik em up n wak awae.
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:38pm

u plundr St. Tibers abbey, bt ye get onee a fyoo coins cuz St. Tiber gyvs awae mos of is welth ta da poor n needee..
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:41pm

u set of wit igh hopes ta plundr Mizers ous, bu den ow much cann aa miser gyv?
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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 9:48pm

whiel plundrin aa welthee city, yer cheef orderz u ta eet da slaen corpses so dey wnt go waest. u obey em bt fall sik nd r not abel ta colec yer Gold.
Too Many Scottsmen.......................................................Spoil d SB..

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Wednesday, August 4th 2010, 11:58pm

On your way home you run into Tibs and he starts talking to you. While he is talking to you he picks your pocket and runs off with most of your gold. :D
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 12:02am

At a festival you find some gold on the ground.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 12:04am

While in the market you steal some fruit and sell them for some gold.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 12:17am

an error occurred cashing in your ticket and only receive a bit of gold
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 1:36am

Winner

Lying in ambush for the King’s tax caravan, you swing in from a nearby tree. Missing the caravan by inches, you still manage to snag the driver’s purse.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 2:44am

After a few pints, you and your mates wager who can consume the most. You awaken with a splitting headache and a small pile of gold at your side.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 4:46am

4xp, low gold

You have found the lost city of Atlantis! Sadly the Atlantisian dollar is not strong in these tough economic times.





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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 7:17am

While your in the tavern drinking you start a fight and win. You take what little gold the man had.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 8:20am

While in the tavern, you gamble with a drunken knight and win. He calls you a cheat. You return home bruised but wealthy. 6-8XP

While crossing a stream, your horse throws you. Bruised and cursing, you notice a few small, glittering rocks in the stream. The day is not all wasted. 2-4XP

You and another knight plot to rob some wealthy travelers at night. You leave him to plunder the travelers on his own, and then surprise him in the darkness to claim the rich booty. 10XP

You and another knight plot to rob some wealthy travelers at night. He leaves you to do the dirty work, and then a band of what must have been 20...no, 50...no, 100 brigands sets upon you and relieves you of your gains. 0XP

You lay your cape over some mud so that a beautiful lady can cross without dirtying her shoes. The accompanying lord tosses you a gold coin that lands in the mud. 2XP

You stumble upon a commune of innocent, hard-working, pacifist squishies. Jackpot. 10XP

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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 8:55am

After a successful raid on a Village your returning home with your bounty when you are seduced by a beautiful maiden, when your not looking she hits you over the head with her rolling pin and steals your gold.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 10:23am

Responding to a flier you received in town, you pay a rather shady character who promises a 500% return on your investment some gold. After realizing you've been had, you skulk home. You find some gold hiding in an old coat you forgot all about.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 10:47am

*You are invited to a tournament in a neighboring kingdom. You manage to knock your opponent off his horse, and ransom his horse back to him for a large sum.

Experiences: 10

*A ferocious beast has made its way onto your land and has made its home in your hunting ground. You hunt this beast down, kill it, and sell its pelt to a merchant for a hefty sum.

Exp: 8

*After being called by your king to sack a castle, you find ornate tapestry in the former owners bed chamber. It is relatively unharmed and you take it for yourself. You sell it at the nearest merchant for a hefty sum.

Exp: 6

*You fight a Knight of an enemy kingdom. He slips on a cow pat into water, where he drowns under the weight of his own armour. Feeling cheated out of a win, you steal his horse and sell it to a nearby farming family for an appropriate sum.

Exp: 4

*Your king sends notice of his coming visit to your castle. You prep the castle, getting fresh food and entertainment. After which your king rewards you with a small amount of gold to offset the price of his visit.

Exp: 2

*While sacking an enemy castle a boulder comes hurling from behind the walls at you, but you manage to dodge it. Meanwhile a crossbow bolt hits you in the shoulder and knocks you off your horse, leaving you unconscious. Your troops win the day, but you were not around to loot the spoils.

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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 10:50am

Owning a home for 20 years in a now overcrowded village, you sell yours to buy a larger one in a smaller village. You invest the profit in the market. Later, the economy fails and you're left with a fraction of your investment. Happy retirement!
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 11:05am

*You are sacking a neighboring castle, you burst through the doors with the aid of a battering ram, slaying all the guardians of the gate. Your superior prowess in battle has earned you a name in legend and a hefty portion of the spoils.

Experiences: 10

*You enter yourself in your country's footman tournament; you make it to the finals and lose to the second crowned prince. After all, he may one day be your future king.

Exp: 8

*You pillage the main trading capitol of a neighboring town. You liberate the coins of a few wealthy merchants and take them to your treasury.

Exp: 6

*You visit the king for a tactical meeting. He teaches you the finer points of battle he has been taught since he was a kid. This will surely earn you more gold in future battles.

Exp: 4

*Under the guise of night, you slip out from your bed chamber to a local tavern to hear your people speak of your legendary prowess in battle. After hearing of your exploits in exaggerated form, a local villager notices you and buys your drink.

Exp: 2

*You go to help your town guard settle a dispute between the local blacksmith and inn keeper. In a rage the blacksmith surprises you with a punch to the face and knocks you out. He is later sentenced to death.

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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 11:40am

Trying to impress your friends, you enter a dueling tournament at the last minute. You get your butt kicked, but you manage to win a small prize anyway.
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 11:46am

Your plunder was good until you saw a sign saying half price beer!!!!!
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you are pillaging a grand house when all of a sudden a big bear comes running in. you have a good idea to run of with what you have
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 11:46am

You roll a 16 on your 20-sided die
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Thursday, August 5th 2010, 2:20pm

you get caught drink driving. the police man asks you for your license. as you pull it out your pocket most of your gold falls down a near by drain :(
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