Here are the winners of the first week's plunder-text contest. I could only select the 3 which I felt the most appropriate, but there were many which brought variously a smirk, smile, chortle or even a laugh to day, so thank you to everyone who entered. In the coming weeks, please remain with the plunder type specified for the week, and, as much as I enjoy them too, texts which are too personal or make mention of specific players, past and present, aren't really suitable for the game at large. But feel free to include them to be read.
So, the winners below should contact me with a forum PM specifying the account ID and name they want the award credited to, and a time-span when they will be safe to receive the gold.
Congratulations and I look forward to reading the next week's entries.